Indefinite (definite) wrote,

Старый непереводимый анекдот

Но вдруг кто не слышал...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They seat themselves, and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma comes first, den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" retorted the lady indignantly.

"Hey coola down lady," replied the man.

"Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella MISSISSIPPI...."

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